Interrogation

Name: COURT, Adam
Age: 28
Lives: On his own, the lonely tosspot he is
Hair: In abundance
Height: The distance from his feet to top of his head
Birthplace: Just outside mum's vagina
Special skills: Levitating plastic cups, ability to remember useless facts and statistics, world's strongest millionaire
Most embarrassing moment: Called a teacher 'mum' in Junior School
Proudest moment: Got £25 quid for a handy hint being published in a women's magazine
Last asked for ID: Buying booze at a supermarket at age 26
Cartoon character most identified with: Philip J Fry
Song that was #1 when born: Smoky Robinson - 'Being With You'
Favourite Movie: The Big Lebowski
Biggest Fear: Spiders
Dressing up or dressing down: Dressing down
Favourite junk-food: Sandwich
Most extravagant purchase: PS2, Video iPod
Life-changing moment: Making friends with the class clown at Comprehensive School
Dream Date: A cross between Angelina Jolie, Pink & Tina Fey.
Distinguishing features: Beard, spikey hair and he's the one that's the bloke

Name: LEWIS, Hannah
Age: 28
Lives: In a house, a very big house in the country
Hair: Four
Height: 2'8", or 5'6" with heels
Birthplace: A manger. Pret a manger
Special skills: Can touch her nose with her tongue, can cross all fingers, has wings of steel
Most embarrassing moment: Knickers fell down when running to class in Junior School
Proudest moment: Having a poem published
Last asked for ID: Buying a lottery ticket at age 24
Cartoon character most identified with: Jessica Rabbit
Song that was #1 when born: The Specials - 'Ghost Town'
Favourite Movie: My Fair Lady
Biggest Fear: Being buried alive, spiders, bananas, bungalows
Dressing up or dressing down: Dressing up
Favourite junk-food: Nobbly Bobbly ice lolly
Most extravagant purchase: Shoes, handbags & perfumes
Life-changing moment: Finding out Santa wasn't real
Dream Date: Declan Donnelly or Chris Corcoran
Distinguishing features: Tits and a fanny. The one that's not the bloke.